Things You Should Never Say to Your Girlfriend

As a guy when you are in a relationship, it is always tough for you to keep mute and act dumb when your girlfriend constantly asks questions like “Doesn’t this make me look fat?” or “Do you think she’s hot?” Even if you are in a serious relationship and your beloved might know you completely but still there are times when your comments or suggestions can be taken in wrong sense and you have to face another cheesy fight. At one moment things will be going good and suddenly you speak something that you don’t feel is wrong but your girlfriend will give you the look as if you have done something really humiliating. Every successful man in a relationship knows that there are some things you just can’t come out right about in front of your girlfriend. For all you poor guys with girlfriends who probably have no idea of things you should never say to your girlfriend, we have listed some of the most common things that you just shouldn’t say to your girlfriends.

Things You Should Never Say to Your Girlfriend

  • I think you gained some weight.
  • She looks hot! Doesn’t she?
  • Shall we go for diet together?
  • My friends and I are going for a bachelor’s party.
  • I hate your friends, they are worthless.
  • Why don’t you just shut up?
  • Your new hairstyle isn’t that cool.
  • I don’t like your parents and your mom is such a bitch.
  • My ex would have been…
  • I thought you would never come to know about it.
  • You waste money on dresses like this.
  • What was her name?
  • You know, your friend is hot.
  • I love to listen to Eminem.
  • I just don’t care what you think.
  • Why are you getting so emotional?
  • Don’t expect me to pay for all this.
  • Why do you always have a weird look on your face?
  • I think we should start seeing other people.
  • I guess your dress is too short.
  • Why do you take such a long time in bathroom?
  • Let’s order pizza for breakfast.
  • I’m not the type of person who believes in relationships.
  • I bet your hair would make a good birds’ nest.
  • I was thinking to call my friends at your place.
  • It seems that you can’t handle much alcohol.
  • You have ogre hands.
  • Your best friend is the dumbest girl I have ever seen.
  • I bet you would look better as a blonde.
  • Why did I meet you?
  • Sometimes you act like my mother.
  • Why do you talk so much?
  • I’m not in the mood.
  • I think we should have a threesome.
  • I’m not good enough for you.
  • Did you get new shampoo because your hair looks frizzy?
  • The only stick a girl can drive is in my pant.
  • Order anything you want on the menu except the steak.
  • I can do anything better than you.
  • This conversation is for guys only. You wouldn’t understand.
  • You are so much more fun when you’re drunk.
  • I can kick your ass if i really wanted to.
  • I don’t have time for you right now.
  • You are completely sick.
  • That made you sound like a real bitch.
  • My last girlfriend did it for me.
  • I didn’t call you today because I was so busy.
  • I didn’t forget our anniversary.
  • I’ll give you something to cry about.
  • You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen.
  • If I was a woman I would be a lesbian.
  • I think you look better with short hair.
  • I think we’ve been together for too long.
  • If you loved me, you would.
  • Don’t go for a night out.
  • Would you pretend to be my roommate’s girlfriend?
  • You’re just here because of my lack of options
  • Your dressing style is so boring.
  • I never have to worry about another guy stealing you away.
  • Women are nothing more than baby-producing machines.
  • Let me watch the match.
  • Really, I was thinking of you the whole time.
  • You look so ugly when you are angry.
  • Don t you think you eat too much.
  • I don’t want to talk to you right now.
  • Why can’t your ass be as cute as hers?
  • You need crucial make over.
  • You look really different in the mornings.
  • You are the biggest drama queen I ever meet.
  • You will never understand at one go.
  • Could you hurry up with the bitching?
  • I hate using condoms.
  • I’d much rather be on my Xbox.
  • I’m only with you because you’re the only way I’m getting laid tonight.
  • You’re so loud and annoying.
  • It really takes that much make up to make you look good.
  • Are you sure you haven’t got AIDS?
  • Stop moaning! I don’t care if you’re on your period.
  • Your tits are small but I don’t mind.
  • You’re Being Insecure.
  • Woo… Is that your sister? She’s so hot!
  • Sometimes I wonder why I we’re together.
  • Yes, you do look fat in that.
  • How was I last night?
  • Have I told you…? I’m a gay.
  • Let’s Go See My Mom.
  • Are we going to screw or what?
  • My Family Doesn’t Really Like You.
  • Is it that time of the month?
  • Come on, you were a slut in college.
  • Of course she’s hotter than you.
  • Do you always talk about just yourself?
  • Women as lovers are all the same.
  • You weren’t supposed to be home for another hour.
  • Did you ever think about exercising more?
  • She was the greatest fuck I’ve ever had.
  • This is how my ex used to do it.
  • I’m done.

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