Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

How wonderful it is to have someone send you a funny birthday message that would make your normal day, a special one? If you have any of your friends’ or family members’ birthday coming up and you don’t know how to wish them, then you are at the right spot. A birthday wish should have emotions and also a touch of humour. Funny happy birthday wishes are the best ways to wish the people who matter to you the most. Birthday wishes that have humour in them are liked by many people as it de-stresses an otherwise stressful life.

Wishing a friend or your family member or the person whom you love on the most important day of their lives is a way of telling that how much you love them and appreciate their presence in your life. As you remember their birthday and wish them in order to make them feel special, a touch of humour is sure to add more love to your wishes. This article will deal with some of the funniest birthday wishes and how they can make your loved ones day.

Mentioned below are some of the funny birthday wishes that will surely convey your love to your loved ones and also put a big smile on their faces.


1. ‘’They say all you need is love. What do I do with all the birthday presents I got for you now?’’

The above mentioned message is sure to tickle the funny bone of your loved one. As it has a touch of humour intended to make the other person smile and feel special for having such lovely people around them.

2. ‘’Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.’’

This message is sure to put a big smile on your loved one’s face. The message is a self praise one, with a reminder about the importance of your presence in their lives. You can use these wishes to wish your friend or siblings or your boyfriend or girlfriend.

3. ‘’Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.’’

The message is a very sweet one in which with a slight touch of humour you can wish your loved one a very happy birthday and a long life. This message or wish is ideal for your friends, siblings, boyfriends or girlfriends, and parents.

4. ‘’Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.’’

A perfect birthday message to your friend is sure to make him/ her smile and also kick your butt. This message is also ideal if you want to wish your sister or brother a very happy birthday.

5. ‘’I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!’’

A classic birthday message if in case you have forgotten to wish your loved one on their birthday. Instead of writing a plain, ‘belated happy birthday’ the above mentioned one will work perfectly and will also suit the situation.

6. ‘’Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

The above mentioned message is a sweet and a funny reminder that life is too short to spend time in whining. Problems come and problems go, but today is the day which you can make beautiful by smiling and not waste time in thinking about stress and problems. It is an ideal message for your siblings, spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend.

7. ‘’Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.’’

A very good message coated with humour. This message is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud. It is an ideal message for siblings, spouses, and friends.

8. ‘’A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:-Define BIRTHDAY ?
The only day in your life, when you cried and that made your mom HAPPY.’’

A very nice message that will surely make the person to whom you send it, smile and be grateful to the love his/ her parents have showered on him/ her. It is an ideal message for friends.

9. ‘’If lovers are like moon and brothers are like stars, then i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon, but not without stars and that’s you. Happy birthday!’’

A very lovely way of wishing your brother on his birthday, as it tells his importance in your life and how dispensable he is in your life. The message is sure to convey your feelings to your brother.

10. ‘’Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.’’

A perfect message to wish your wife on her birthday and telling her that, you didn’t forget it as is expected out of husbands.

11. ‘’Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.’’

This message is a lovely reminder to your loved one that instead of whining about getting old, one should be grateful to God for the good health and other blessings that has been bestowed on them.

12. ‘’ George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.’’

A very nice way to wish, when you don’t exactly know what to say to the person on his/ her birthday.  It is indeed a very unique way of wishing someone a happy birthday.

13. ‘’ I’m just here for the cake. Happy birthday!’’

The above mentioned message is ideal when you want to wish your friend. As in friendship there is no formality, the message speaks for itself.

14. “It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Can you remember?!’’

The message has a touch of humour and is intended for a light moment. The message is ideal for friends and siblings.

15. ‘’May you live to be old and toothless.’’

A very humorous way of wishing your loved one, a very happy birthday and a long life. It is an ideal message for friends, siblings, spouses etc.

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